I am again doing a participation commonplace entry, this one about jokes for little kids. The good ones have a quality you just do not find in jokes for an older audience, and some of them are pretty funny. Put them in the comments to this post. Here are my favorite three:
Did you hear about the new Pirate movie? It is rated AAAAARRRRRRR!
Do you know why a giraffe's neck is so long? Because its head is so far away from its body.
How do you stop diseases caused by biting insects? Stop biting the insects.