This cracked me up. It could have been just a parody, but it is genuinely persuasive.
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I told everyone I wasn't voting because I don't care. Then I changed it to 'by not voting for either of them, I'm REALLY voting for both.' Then my peers finally got on me to vote and I decided I was going to vote for McCain. Now they don't want me to vote. Saying you're not going to vote because you generally don't care (which I don't) is about the equivalent at Radford as saying you wouldn't help a drowning puppy out of a river. And, I'm not saying I don't like the guy (which I don't), but why does everyone here have stiffies for Obama? Is he really that much better?
Thanks for this, I'm showing it to all my classes... for those of you who don't know, I live in a swing state (VA) where the race is actually pretty tight right now.
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I told everyone I wasn't voting because I don't care. Then I changed it to 'by not voting for either of them, I'm REALLY voting for both.' Then my peers finally got on me to vote and I decided I was going to vote for McCain. Now they don't want me to vote. Saying you're not going to vote because you generally don't care (which I don't) is about the equivalent at Radford as saying you wouldn't help a drowning puppy out of a river. And, I'm not saying I don't like the guy (which I don't), but why does everyone here have stiffies for Obama? Is he really that much better?
Yes. But read about both and make an informed choice for yourself:
http://www.cnn.com/ELECTION/2008/issues/
Care.
Geoff,
Thanks for this, I'm showing it to all my classes... for those of you who don't know, I live in a swing state (VA) where the race is actually pretty tight right now.
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